As someone who works for UR, I’m hoping we’re not closing any time soon.  

My first thought: “There’s no way WWE would build a storyline out of cancer”.

Dear Buffalo...trade a 1st round pick for Carr right now.  Seems to work with Gruden.

Stopped going to games four or five years ago, the experience was just abysmal.  MLB games?  NBA games?  Absolutely.  But not the NFL, the fans are trash.

When did the Browns change their team name?

So this bus driver is getting fired, right?

Yeah...the blacks should quietly disagree with everything so that you don’t have to be annoyed by it, right?

Is it weird that the thing that annoys me the most about this is STILL that JH looks incredulous every time he gets fouled? I mean, at least he didn’t hurl his body at anyone to draw the foul this time.

At least in Rochester NY when we had cameras, you couldn’t even go to court to fight the ticket. You could ask for a review, where a human being would take a peek at the video, and then tell you to pay the $75.

Great, now I have a new nightmare scenario to stress about while I’m on the motorcycle.  

1) That’s not how that word works. Like, even the bastardized, mouth-breathing, trailer resident Trump version.

“Technically I violated the law”

The lot I park in at work is a long lot with a gate on the end furthest from the road I come into campus on.  There’s a sidewalk that’s about 15 feet long that connects to the crosshatched area I park the bike in that’s on the near end of the lot.  Guess which way i go in, every morning?  

Woooooosh!

Wait...if this thing wasn’t designed for the US market...where the heck was it designed for?  

Wait...Fire code, or Hockey code?  Or C+?

And Storm/Kremer are leagues ahead of Buck/Aikman.  So good.  

Yeah, but Axehole just doesn’t have the same ring to it.  

Weirdly, they’ll probably announce that he’s coming back, but he won’t show up.

Which is more offensive, the slides and the ankle kick...or this dude’s hair?  Seriously...baseball is full of bad hair, but this is taking it to new levels.