Wait...are you insinuating that a team owned by the pettiest person in existence not named Kobe was going to be part of a record against them?  yeah, no.  

Amen.

Amen.

$700,000+.  For a top that spins a while.  TIL that people pay a lot of money for really dumb stuff.  This is cute for $20, but the concept of paying $80 or more for this to collect dust after a week of amusement is lost on me.  

$700,000+.  For a top that spins a while.  TIL that people pay a lot of money for really dumb stuff.  This is cute…

(dad voice) You two just cannot figure this out, so no one gets to win. NO ONE!

All of this is just getting xsessive.  

The only “hack” in this article is the writer.  

+2.5

I make my own garlic butter, and use it on English muffins before I throw some scrambled eggs and bacon on there.  Heaven in your mouth.  

Actually I was referring to the recent crossover thing where the Jez writers and the Deadspin writers swapped tasks, and up was down, down was up, and things were all over the place.  I can see why you’d think that though, I should have worded it better.  

They recently did a crossover event with Deadspin where up was down, and down was up.  

How could a review that describes VC as completely evil and a game-ruining mechanic, in a review that says the game is a hard pass because of it possibly feed the purchase of VC?

Did I stumble into Jezebel? How does a $2,000 running station wagon have a 20% CP vote? You guys aren’t really scared of a little rust on a winter beater, are you?

Alternatively, slightly round bread makes better toast than bread that is more squared off.  

(reads article)

Guys, can we talk about something that’s infuriating me with modern cars?

“less than zero evidence”. You mean other than his accuser?

That’s absolutely the traditional usage.

This is not “crossing the picket line”, it’s walking past it on the way to your hotel. The Yankees aren’t taking the jobs of the folks on strike, the team likely had no clue that there even was a strike when they booked the rooms.

While I think I understand your line of thinking, there’s not much difference between what this family did and the family that makes their college attendance decision based on which university offers the highest amount of scholarship/research support, is there? 

My then 12 year old was spending time at the dance studio, cross country ski practice and track practice, as well as spending time tutoring other kids after school. Coordinating pickup times and such was a lot easier once she had a phone.