It’s “fuck” or “fucked”.  We’re all grownups here, it’s okay.  

But...But...my feelings! It’s all about me...mememememememe...and I don’t want to see articles that I don’t want to read!

It’s the combination of unwillingness to realize that the blog isn’t specifically design to cater to him and the need to let everyone know that we’ll be without his presence if stuff doesn’t get fixed that is my favorite.

Can we just officially be done with the “but I got rings” argument?  It’s the last bastion of hope for people who’ve lost an argument, and fans let guys get away with this shit all the time.  

This needed to come out of the greys, because I legit laughed out loud.  

So, the Fast/Furious movies, banging underage girls, dying in a fiery car crash, and some movies that most people haven’t seen.  Got it.  

God Damn it...you’re absolutely right.  

I feel like this is where this comparison gets way more interesting.  If Nanna comes back after a 2 decade dirt nap, people are going to pay way more attention.  

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...body cares.  

“Walker, best known for his role as Brian O’Conner in the Fast and the Furious movies”

The sooner that people learn that you don’t actually have to post on twitter to try and get attention from random internet people, they better off we’ll all be as a society.  

So you’re in support of a mandatory charity donation for all households?  Or do you just want to tell some people how to spend their money, but not everyone?  

Counterpoint, most $97,000 households don’t give $1,200 to charity each year.  It’s easy to cherry pick statistics, but less simple when people are trying to feed their family, pay their mortgage and save for college.  

While I’m sure you’re going to have people cherry pick specific instances that “prove you wrong”, there’s a reason that people scream at Howard Stern and not at Jimmy Joe from 100.7 the Mixx.  Is it right for people to attack/scream at/etc public figures that they don’t agree with?  Of course not.  But there’s a…

Super well-written, and something that happens far too much. Working on a college campus, I can confirm that this sort of thing happens to professors and admins way more than you’d think.

You have to love the guys in the background fighting over the bat. Rule #1 - you catch a bat to the face, you get the bat. Stand down there Sullie.

So many people see an accident or other circumstance where they were wronged as a meal ticket to being rich.  It’s an epidemic, and it needs to stop.  Insurance/lawsuits are there to make you whole, not to make you a sweet profit on the deal.  

Bwaaaaaaahahahahaha...in Buffalo? 

In Allen’s defense, they never told him which side of the barn to aim for.  

Nathan Peterman is the human embodiment of beige.