Can cosign.  I was an old when i owned mine, and I still drove the shit out of it.  

I hate that we’ve reached the point in our society where my honest to god first thought was “thankfully he had a tazer and not a gun”.

“At the very least, get rid of the franchise tag”

I never laugh harder than when I’m reading the stuff that these idiots send along.

I’m not sure, there’s part of me (it’s super naive, don’t judge it) that’s thinking that maybe because this wasn’t a “cop situation”, that they’ll prosecute her the way they would anyone else, maybe using some sort of weird-ass logic like “she wasn’t acting as an officer at the time of the shooting” to distance this…

While I can appreciate nostalgia, come on gang, $7500 for a 34 year old car with under 100 hp whose interior looks like someone went nuts with the fill tool in photoshop?  No way, no how.  

Stepping back one square on the board, why wouldn’t the Jay’s offer him something?  The idea that they wouldn’t even bother to make an offer is downright silly.  It wouldn’t be a good offer, but to say “we never talked about a contract” is downright ridiculous.  

Reading Em’s lyrics has never looked more like random phrases that sort of rhyme thrown together.

Remember kids, dealerships and their lying salespeople are bad...Tesla is above such things!  

This is the weirdest possible reply to Silas’s comment.

With enough money, a shopping cart can hold a small block.  

I get that holding out is the only “leverage” he has, but at this point he’s reached the point on the calendar where he can’t sign for more money, right? So he’s not holding out for a better contract, he’s holding out to keep from accruing wear and tear so that he can get more money from another team, next season.

This was remarkably well done.  

I’m fascinated by the people who think that an OD is somehow the dealer’s fault.  If someone buys a ladder, climbs that bitch and jumps off, we don’t get Jimmy from Home Depot on the stand to hear his thoughts, do we?  

You know what? She looks like exactly the type of person who would say horrible things as long as no one was going to find out. She absolutely reeks of “let me talk to your supervisor” with subtle hints of someone who uses the word “urban” quite a bit.

You see, Timmy, cars depreciate. As their mileage goes up, their value goes down. For example, let’s take an Astro van. At 100k miles, it might be worth $5,000. At 250k miles, not so much. You see, the additional 150k miles reduce the value to where a $5,000 asking price would no longer be something I would vote…

Can you imagine how amazing a place to live this world would be if we just stopped getting up in arms about what other people do?  #daretodream

Religion is great.

This guy looks like a creepy rape-monster, and the guy on the right looks like he drives the van.  

Normally an Astro?safari for $5k is an automatic NP because after the rapture, the apocalypse and world war III, Jesus is going to come back driving one because they just don’t die.