I also want to thank my ex-girlfriend, who I'm now married to.

Do we get to see THESE again?

Bad Boys was a pretty cool movie with Sean Penn before Will Smith and Martin Lawrence got a hold of it!

I always thought that Michelle Monaghan and Emma Stone should play sisters.

Ironically, they were usually run by the guys from the AV Club!

You probably just saw the boobies!

True American treasures, both of them!

I guess You Made It Weird or Getting Doug With High are way out!

The WTF podcast with Obama was clean! Marc couldn't even say what WTF stood for or ask what's going on with all the What The Fuckers, What The Fuckbuddies, What the Fuckerinos!

So when is Obama on Doug Loves Movies?

I guess the Jedi Mind Trick didn't work this time!

Did he start with "What did your father do", and "Do you have any brothers and sisters"?

Poser? Moi?

We'll be back to the president in a minute, but first, here's why you should join Stamps.com! Also Fleshlight has a bunch a new cool items! POW! i just shit myself!

MY EMOTIONS!

I speak jive!

Why are we shouting?!

I farted during Season 4 - (Inside joke).

They were all against one guy, and after being shot 50 or 60 times, he was kind of easy meat.

There may be over 111 different combinations here!