So, who got to go to the store and ask, "Can I have 11,000 marbles please?"

Probably my favorite award show moment ever!

She used to come into the grocery store in Darien, CT all the time where I worked in the produce department. Nice lady, but we hid the knives whenever she came in!

Wait, there are no Chicks with Dicks, only Guys with Tits?

Ever see a gator do a double take? They ain't got necks, so they basically use their whole body. Jack Black looked like he was enjoying himself listening to Paul F.

CeCe can put the lotion in MY basket anytime!

Is #rogersterlingsmustache trending on twitter right now?

Can we send the ED-209 directly to the Kardshian compound? If it needs extra bullets, I'm good for 'em!

Jim Rash "Virtual Dean" mode was truly inspired!

Hey, I saw Ringo's All-Star Band with Levon Helm, Rick Danko, Billy Preston, and Clarence Clemmons! They were tight!

I'll take "The Penis Mightier" Alex!

I also love in the judging when the judges say with a straight face "you really didn't use puffed cheese snacks to the best of your ability".

"OK Barry!'
"Don't call me that!"
"Why, isn't that your name? Barry?"

Maybe someone who wouldn't play, like Toby Keith, since it is the Grammys.

Could somebody, the next time Kanye tries to pull off this shit, just go right upside his fucking head with the award that they won fair and square?

Well I see what you mean there and I….HEEEEEEYYYYY!

I liked the idea of "I Was There Too"! I hope they get Doug Benson to talk about Blade Runner or Captain EO!

David Lynch is behind this, ain't he?

Chicks, man!

I'm TRYING to use THE PHONE!!!!!!