See? This is why we can't have nice things!

Yeah, but look how dirty everyone's clothes have gotten since then!

MUSIC SOUNDS BEST ON AN 8 TRACK PLAYER WHILE DRIVING AROUND IN A 73 CHEVY NOVA! YOU KIDS HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MUSIC IS!

What is this in your footlocker Goodman?
A jelly doughnut sir!

His other new song being "Should I Hang Around Or Do You Want me To Take Off?", which he totally, totally wrote.

I couldn't tell you exactly, just the big dance number at the end. He talks about being able to point himself out, so he must be visible..

Wow! Way better memory than me! Good job!

Did you see Doug Benson as a DANCER?!

Yeah, he was on for awhile, playing Blackie, with Demi Moore as his girlfriend, and Janine Turner as Demi's sister! I am also old.

Sometimes you have to show the other baboons that your ass is bigger and redder!

cake boss