I always quote Rocco's line "Yeah, I'm crazy… crazy like a snake!"

Yup.  It's in my Top 10.

"Das Boobs".

I whole-heartedly DISagree.

I know i kept expecting it to be there.  If i were to recommend one episode of the show to an uninitiated friend to watch, that'd be the one.

You know, i've been a fan of SCTV for decades, obsessed over it when it was on (when i was in high school), read several books about it, and watched all the dvds several times (and listened to the commentaries at least once), and i swear i never made the connection, until just now, that he's playing a vampire but…

Pardon my ignorance, but i have no idea what these comments mean.  I made a simple Seinfeld reference, and i'm getting these replies that Google tells me have something to do with Final Fantasy, a game which i've never played.  Could someone explain?  And what do these quotes have to do with "I retract your…

Pardon my ignorance, but i have no idea what these comments mean.  I made a simple Seinfeld reference, and i'm getting these replies that Google tells me have something to do with Final Fantasy, a game which i've never played.  Could someone explain?  And what do these quotes have to do with "I retract your…

Dominic Monaghan and Billy Boyd were hilarious in those docs.  They would do these goofy "routines" with each other just killing time on the set and they had me cracking up.  Usually i'm alergic to those sorts of "comedy" shenanigans, but the two of them are so naturally funny and charming that they instantly won me…

I retract your retraction!

I retract your retraction!

Fargo's great, but Miller's Crossing edges it out.

And lets not forget All the President's Men.  A very moody, creeping score with lots of slow horns.

Jerry Seinfeld lost me when he bad-mouthed Conan and towed the company line in that whole Tonight show debacle just to get his wife's shitty, shitty show on NBC, The Marriage Ref or whatever.  Also, Bee Movie is stupid.

I don't know if this is a trend or not, but i don't like that if a show offers up a sentimental or emotionally satisfying ending, that it doesn't then need to make logical sense.  I've been a huge fan of Fringe all along, and was a huge fan of both BSG and Lost.  And while i didn't retroactively hate any of those…

Good, i guessed close.  I originally wanted to say 50, but thought better of it.

"Hey, pretty small penis there, Doug."

Just because you seem like an asshole on screen, doesn't mean you are good at portraying characters who are assholes, or have asshole-is qualities.  Tom Cruise always seems like Tom Cruise, only with less authentic emotion.  He is not a good actor.  To me, the last time Tom Cruise effectively portrayed an actual…

I was over his particular brand of acting roundabouts Cocktail.  My disdain for him has only grown since.

I would more happily pledge to PBS if it weren't for all the shitty programming during the pledge drives.  I watch PBS all the time, but when the pledge weeks begin, they show some of the worst programming of any channel.  Lots of self-help gurus and terrible irish singers.  And have you seen that piano guy?  I don't…