‘I am on the board’

Was there? Even in the old days they were snarky about pretty much everything. They were just better at it, and they had more cool kid cred because the coverage of everything else was fucking great.

Yeah, that ticking clock shit was so gross. Harry Knowles of Ain’t It Cool News had one for Hayden Panettierre during the first season of Heroes; he also wrote a super gross article where he theorized that because her character healed herself no matter what, her hymen would grow back after each sexual encounter and…

For those too young to remember, the 2000's were grosser than you can imagine.

I’m sure it existed in some form beforehand, but after Britney Spears and other ingenue pop stars got big, there was more or less a “ticking clock” for when they finally turned eighteen. I think the Olsen Twins were the most prominent one,…

Take it out of Police Pension funds. “Sorry, Officer Figpucker, but that guy you covered for a dozen times finally getting caught means no pension payout this year”, that’ll bring down that blue wall faster than you can say “Police Collusion”. ‘Cause that is the real problem, it isn’t just that individual “bad” cops…

Someone (wish I could remember who) wrote about an idea for making police carry malpractice insurance like doctors that would pay out if they are sued for on the job misconduct. If the officer has a bad record and the premiums become too high, time to find a new job.

Ah yes. The value of a PoC, coming from a PoS. Fuck this clown.

It’s time we make cops write checks from their personal accounts.

Wait, so the patriarch who was willing to prostitute out his family on TV and steal their money for himself NOW decides that airing out dirty laundry in the media might be a bad thing?  GTFOoH with those lies Jim Bob.

Meanwhile, Christina Ricci reminded everyone that people are complicated and just because someone is kind to you, doesn’t mean that’s everyone’s experience.

I hope somebody snuck out a copy before it was scrubbed from the servers.

I look forward to the day Batgirl shows up on the bootleg DVD circuit.

“Gunn (who, in October, was named as the new co-CEO of DC Studios at Warner Bros. along with producer Peter Safran) told reporters on Tuesday, according to Deadline: ‘I will say here that Flash is probably one of the greatest superhero movies ever made.’”

Remember when Gunn, Safran, and Zazlav said they couldn’t release Batgirl because it would damage the DC brand, then spent months hyping up The Flash of all movies as “one of the greatest comic book movies of all time,” only for it to do terribly and get torn to shreds? Fun times.

This. Making a mistake is when I misspelled a word or wore mismatched socks.

OMG Tarynnnnnnnn. Get off social media. Now.

“There’s no human on this planet that doesn’t deserve to have the best life and to be happy and free because you are made in the image of the good Lord, made perfectly just the way you are,” Manning said.

I guess we know which married guy’s asshole her tongue was buried in.

I don’t think Martin Short is that funny, but I would never waste anyone’s time lambasting him. I certainly wouldn’t publicly do so in long form if I was a writer for a reasonably well known media company, even if I was completely out of ideas for what to write about. Not only would it be boring and unnecessary, it’s…

They all start out as they do for a reason. There’s a lot of character development to be had, and a lot of reasons that make their behaviour understandable.