Well, if being off-duty means the department isn’t liable then it stands to reason they should turn in badge and gun at the end of shift.

♫The best part of waking up, is Folger’s in your cup...♫

I never knew it before this second but all I’ve ever wanted from life is for Pelosi to scrawl ‘tl;dr’ on that and mail it back. 

May I point out that the votes were divided between 24 diverse Democratic representatives and 17 white Republicans?

This is both accurate and extremely depressing.  

I hope so. Grandma has 14 years to try to reshape his memory of that event

#3. Cousins.

I can only assume you store them next to the severed heads of your victims as this is clearly serial killer behavior.

“Watch The Future USS John F. Kennedy Float For The First Time.”

I realize that Trump is the poster boy for the Dunning Kruger Effect, so yes, he probably did think that he would get a rousing ovation - hell, he probably thought the bullpen was going to call and ask him to come pitchy a couple innings - but is everyone else around him so brainwashed they honestly weren’t expecting…

Yes, but it also plays into his “most attacked president in history” narrative and by Wednesday, he’ll be saying it was just a small group Democratic representatives and he heard they had paid some people off to boo him. Probably illegal immigrants taking those booing jobs away from real Americans who love him, but…

Crowd seeing veterans: Yaaaay!
Crowd seeing Trump: Boooo-
Producer: “Cut back to the fucking vets!”
Crowd seeing veterans: -ooo... Yaaaay!

You think literally any guy can flip and twist with the body control that Simone Biles has? Okay.

Every school employee who stood by and didn’t intervene to help her should be fired too.

say what?

I think the idea here is that the height differences don’t necessarily reflect the fact that they wore shoes before but didn’t wear them this time, so much as they reflect the fact that the previous official height listings were bullshit. What I am saying is, I think these ones also are bullshit.

I’ve worked in an office for 18 yrs and I’ve used every one of these except “more than happy to further discuss if needed” because I am almost never more than happy to do a single thing but clock out.

Sounds like a hell of a party.  Well done.

I’m not so sure. We had an open bar, top shelf, at our wedding reception. We paid for 80 people for 4 hours.