Nobody knows. Your description is perfect. The better shooting and speed would have likely led to him being even more of a scoring threat than LeBron.

I was thinking he was born with promise and likely to be an intellectual, but at some point in the environment where he was raised, all that potential got dashed into the rocks by a bigoted racist who is also a respected member of his family.

“That was in the past. Always bring up old shit.”

It wasn’t pretty. How many poor bastards got the “Next Jordan” label?

A few days later, you could have watched him go for 40-12-10 against the Bucks.

“Psssh. Get a load of this pair of pussies!”

I like how the ref is all, “Hey, that’s uncalled for... Oh.”

“Hey Lady, do you finger your husband with those digits? Geez! Stay classy.”

And the amount of crap a leader gets for sharing the ball on big possessions?

Lebron: “Security!”

You also would have risked that friendship.

But, it seems like you want it to be your duty to view an old man wiener. I have to disagree.

The majority of the bench agrees with Keisha’s oral argument that “if the biggest joker was always the big joker, there would be no need to mention it.”

Just sweeping back through this one to state that if he is willing to claim full responsibility for his actions, then he also should have plead guilty.

I know I’m using a fine toothed comb here, but I’d rather watch the pee tape then see his johnson.

1. Pulled over because I won a race between me and another car going down a deserted road. Only got a warning that I had to have been speeding to win.

We’ve seen the post-season results of good Raptor teams.

I think they could pull the stick out of their bums a little. Lose some of the high-brow etiquette and gain more followers and bigger paychecks.

That’s just some young husband’s tale for tucking the kiddies in for the night.