Golf and tennis still follow the rules set by the old and snobbish gentlemen’s club.

OV (oh-vee).

Inside his mind:

BAM-BA-LAMB!!!

Terrible, and tries to coach his team while he plays.

At least he has a conscience.

I’m pretty sure I’m not attracted to you enough to share my warmth with you, but this was the first time I think I’ve seen a 360e’d oop.

I figured the power versus combustion chamber wear wasn’t worth it. Otherwise, I fell in love while studying the rotary motor concept in auto engines class.

What exactly is the problem?

Welcome back, Markelle.

But, have you found your students listening to the works of MC Hammer?

...double-dip sauces.

Pie. We want them to have pie.

Two sources told CNN last night that the White House was “alarmed” at DeVos’ inability...

I don’t understand why the majority of the nation isn’t running in the streets in full on hysteria if they are paying even a little attention to the news.

Passed a busy basketball court twice where you have to park on the side of the road . Got pulled over for cruising. Quizzed, patted and searched for drugs. Admittedly, this was once a drug trafficking area.

In our current bizarro world, where people are voting for someone who appears successful on a TV show, Oprah would be better than that guy on The Apprentice.

She’s all about that other option.

If you want to pick a favorite highlight, there’s an absurd buffet of options, here.

and Worldstar.