It boggles the mind, even more so that he pleaded guilty.

Where you see stupid, I see rushed birth control.

I have to disagree.

You, I’ll allow on my lawn.

*Replacement players lead team to the playoffs*

You say “concussion sauce” but all I hear is PCP.

Some of us fellas are observant and have big and/or little sisters. We’ve seen at least some of these defensive techniques take place.

I’m not exaggerating. The Servant landed on three new LA posters last night.

“I wish I could tell you that Kevin fought the good fight, and the Lakers let him be. I wish I could tell you that, but the league is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it...but we all knew.”

Agreed.

I mean, she was tripped with both feet, but something could be said for victimizing yourself with one of the feet of the person you’re trying to guard.

Bet it sucks to think to yourself, “Next time, I’ll just tackle him like I had planned to.”

If he can control where he wants to go, he can also force a trade.

It’s cute you think he wouldn’t get traded away as part of the LeBron package deal.

Adequate enough for all expenses accrued before signing with the Cowboys.

Story of my life.

I don’t know how I feel about my trade techniques being shared for all to see, but then I realize that dudes ain’t really trying to put in the effort and I’m pleased.

Watching it just now triggered all my schadenfreude pleasure centers.