Wouldn’t want to trigger more traffic cops than I already do blatantly smiling behind the wheel as much as I do.

Party over pedophilia.

Well, he gets paid to block shots. He doesn’t get paid to always know where they’re going to be taken.

Eh, that just showed the usual elite level court vision.

I always figured they used dogs as a way to increase the charges possible to list. It’s considered an officer. Touching a police dog who is biting is assaulting an officer.

But, you’ll miss a cop pulling her other arm in an attempt to rip her arm from the dog’s jaws after saying, “You’re fine, you’re fine,” in response to her wailing.

“I was here during the civil rights movement. After that we didn’t have a racial problem until Obama...”

I thought this was the most elaborate fake field goal play ever attempted.

“Should be able to,” only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

Adrenaline junkies put their lives at risk for entertainment. This is no different, but also provides some A-hole with a water cooler story of how he threw a drink at a monster of a man on TV and lived to tell the tale.

We sure it’s his left leg? His right leg looked as if it was being sheared off.

I mean, I just watched the tweets from above.

I had Rigo winning by decision even though I haven’t seen Loma fight before.

You’re right.

Run? Where to? She’s already in the South.

That depends on where you are and where you’re drawing your line.

I don’t think the hail mary play is ever meant for use with just one receiver.

He played a ripped monster in the movie Split (2016).

Gravity do what gravity do.