He’s got better handles and court vision than Durant, but with none of the shooting ability.

Well, you can’t drain the swamp by hiring people trained in wetland studies. That’d be replacing swamp things with other swamp things.

I don’t either. I want to say that a swing like that is born from his unserviced-port-a-john-visit-the-morning-after-the-taco-bell-eating-contest stance.

I feel I have to point out that Giannis, unlike Shaq, is most likely assaulting positions 1-3.

Trump’s anger Monday was visible to those who interacted with him, and the mood in the corridors of the White House was one of weariness and fear of the unknown.

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He’s clearly getting Jiggy with it.

I like that.

Just remember where I also saw a human travel at speed like this before:

Exactly. It’s like this was just something that Steve will have to add to his day planner. No big deal, just a small errand.

Wait, if he’s using his arms for balance while running then why the fuck does he also have a ponytail?

Thanks to your name joke, I have found a platform to address a real issue of American life.

Great, now I can’t stop laughing.

You joke, but I mix it with Sailor Jerry’s Rum, and it’s just the best...

Uh, yeah you do :)

That moment when you realize that you are Batman.

Where are the members of the Raven’s O-line?

A PR firm shouldn’t be needed to perform better customer service than what we’re all seeing here.