I patiently await news that this company was created mere months ago by a member of the Trump family.

*Walks through the gladiator pit, stares up from the sand...*

The Beard?

(Clears throat...)

Sure you will.

Anthony Mason could dribble well for his size and physical appearance.

It helps to look skilled with your opponent is too drunk to get past the intimidation phase of a fight.

Jump for the block, or get off the pot.

During the same play. A mid-air collision where both went for the same tip dunk.

Easy there, pal.

With my windows up, my car has become my confessional and not even God can hear me.

Hey, look alive, buddy!

Autumn don’t want that L. Autumn won’t take that L.

If you catch anyone trying to side step for all they’re worth, force them to shuffle faster than they can while also forcing them backwards from under their trailing arm, ruining their center of gravity, it’s not so hard.

I don’t know... You’re running along awaiting an incoming pass and some guy jumps up and takes all of the heat off the pass, popping it up gently for you to catch while still in stride.

YES.

More than just getting into his shit which is falling out of style in today’s league, excessive contact along with dropping a lot of points on his head will be the way to break him.

I pray I am able to dream of this tonight.

The mid-Nineties were a time of opportunity and open markets.

Post fire drill clearance sales... Candyman hustle... Assignment ghostwriting... Autoshop hustle (for class credit no less)...