Also the 1960's Spider-man theme song.

The very first notes Vince Guaraldi plays on Christmas Time is Here are simple magic. Just that opening chord and that single note following it can transport me instantly to December, no matter what time of year it is.  

Hmmmm, weird how Trump happens to remember a bunch of things that happened According to Jim.

Every time I see something Trump says initially reported in a single news source and think “this is just too much, he can’t be that stupid”, 9/10 of the time it gets reconfirmed in multiple locations. Gah.

They’ll give you the bare minimum to shut you up. Then I, a reasonable person behind you, will approach them, bemoan what an asshole you were being and get twice the perks.

I posted that comment just hoping for that response.

They could start a petition and title it “Just One More Thing”

#MePew

You got boobs instead of  exosuits, though. 

It’s just strange and surreal.  The sort of thing Bob Burden excelled at.

“Sorry, but am I to understand you’ve inserted your father’s skull inside of that ball for bowling?”

Only line I remember from this movie is the Shoveler saying, “We’ve got a blind date with destiny...and she just ordered the lobster.” I still think that’s pretty good.

This review is stupid. “Mystery Men” is a goddamn classic.

It’s not weird when you realize Aldi and TJ are two totally separate companies. Back in the day they originated with the same family, but they have never been the same corporation. This is a common misconception.

What’s *really* going to bake your noodle is, this is also the same guy who created THX-1138!

I did Nazi that coming.

The last movie in the series would’ve undoubtedly been called Triumph Of The Whills, and Fox execs would’ve had a long sit-down with Lucas.

It’s like the political universe had to get back for “No Drama Obama” by giving us this fucking Katrina-sized shitstorm of non-stop scandal to restore balance or something.

Remember when Barack was President and we didn’t have to worry about who anyone was fucking and what porn they were watching?

He's not an ambi-turner!