Dog DNA test??????

You care so little about it you even took the time to comment on this article to tell everyone how little you care!

The scene of George trying to push the machine across the street Frogger-style was a minor stroke of genius.

My mom always loved those little Elaine looks of pleasure whenever she messed with someone.

Crystal Dunn was the Player of the Match, though.

Hot take. No one’s to blame. Bad shit happens sometimes.

The joke was that signing with the Knicks would be “the worst possible result” for KD.

I read the Drew’s today, oh boy
About a plucky man who named the rain
Another dude was rather fat
Well, I just had to laugh
I saw Chris Farley’s ass

A brew is noted for its can
It doesn’t matter if the Lite has changed
A row of people stood at Camden
Now, let me be clear
Nobody is really sure if lemons have two seeds or more

—Th…

How the hell has anyone not heard “Got To Get You Into My Life”?

I wanna be humbled by Kate Hudson.

My wife loves the movie but time travel makes her head hurt. I showed her this diagram and she ran screaming out of the room.

The truth is you just can’t think about it. It does not stand up under scrutiny, but then again, so very few of them do. Yes, I get that by staying in the past, Steve has effectively created a new timeline but here are sooooo many problems.

This show is a goddamned treasure

With that said, some of the best villains are ones who believe that what they are doing is “right”.

“Fuck you, Bernie!” is the right attitude for nearly all occasions.

This dumb dumb team. This goddamn Fyre Festival of a sports franchise.

“This is the point in the interview at which most rational human beings would turn the TV off, because it’s simply not credible.”

Burn the movie while you're at it. 

Just take the whole Forest Gump soundtrack and burn it already.

“Who’ll Stop the Rain” by CCR. They aren’t my favorite band, but that song is so damn ubiquitous, along with “Fortunate Son” that it pops up on a looooot of soundtracks and trailers but has yet to annoy me. The songs themselves have yet to annoy me, the fact people still think it is original to use them for every…