It’s not like he was treated badly by the kidnappers, though. They let him grab his house keys and use the restroom before they made him get the cash.

I’m just a girl, standing in front of Anna, begging for a follow on The Slot.

I was more surprised when I found out that hot, local singles won’t bang me tonight.

Fuck you guys, Tebow is perfect for this- who else will prep Trump for a <50% rating in the fall?

Cleveland hasn’t seen a lineup with that kind of star power since the ‘91 Indians