It’s my favorite annual rite of spring: the Penguins ripping the heart out of Capitals’ fans collective chest, in the most painful way possible.

Conservatives may be quiet, but their tweets speak volumes.

Capitalism really does a number on some people.

Even as a Pens fan, I felt bad for the Jackets for that bad goalie interference call; then Savard crosschecked Hornqvist face first into the pipe away from the play a minute later and I stopped caring.

I’ll say it: Tom Brady has a brand to protect and it was easy to hide behind his mother. He isn’t fooling anyone; man is savvy and if anything his wife told him to sit this one out.

“Heat Check” and “Fam”? Fuck, I’m getting old. This doesn’t even seem like English anymore. Just put me out to pasture, already.

I love when everyone talks themselves into how THIS is the year that the Capitals don’t choke in the playoffs.

Haven’t been watching the Caps series, but I can tell you that ain’t the case in the Pens series. Tired narrative.

I learned three things from this NY Post article.

1) Lots of people like free dinner and drinks at upscale restaurants.
2) Dan Rochkind’s qualifications for who he’ll buy dinner and drinks for is “traditionally attractive 20-something year old women”
3) Despite going on “up to 3(!) dates a week”, Dan Rochkind still…

To be fair, it was a very stupid question. Do you really think Donald Trump watches hockey after what happened to his favorite team 37 years ago?

poor guy didn’t know the deer was Blitzen.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

According to his Tumblr, Cholowski said he would have signed the deal earlier but “mom’s being a real big bitch.”

I mean if you’re going to Snapchat yourself doing a bump of coke at least have the presence of mind to use the whimsical dog filter.

The Columbus Blue Jackets are having their best season ever. They have the 4th best record in the league. The earliest they can get home ice advantage is the 3rd round of the playoffs.

I’d like to think the Blackhawks could have gotten the Presidents Trophy if they had won more games than Washington and lost less.

Not my president’s trophy

This is a big part of this. Someone like John Schindler who is a crank, but actually does have some sources, can have some truth every once in awhile, but there’s a lot of nutty stuff surrounding it.

Mensch is overly self-promoting, paranoid, and not right on everything, but she’s correctly called quite a bit of the Russia FISA stuff. She’s a good Twitter follow if you filter out the noise. This idea that everything has to be correct and you have to agree with everything a person says in order for things to be…

Hey people, some advice: you *don’t actually have to use Twitter*. You might find you’re a lot happier just letting other people aggregate the funny or informative stuff instead, or just ignoring it entirely!