“Well, I’m sorry if you just can’t handle a fan of sport making sure the rules are followed, good sir.”, the dickbag says, just before calling the HOA about those infernal children selling their damned lemonade down the street.

He’s probably crying because he realizes he needs to spend time in Philadelphia.

You either retire a hero, or play long enough to see yourself become a shitty statue.

Its cool everyone. I fixed it. Now it looks better AND its more Jesus-y.

I mean we had two kids on the team that bonded that way...it just wasn’t forced.

Yeah, this doesn’t have to do with CTE (though it’s a problem in and of itself), this is built on the backs of older men doing the same thing and teaching it to their children... usually a fucked up youth coach, or assistant.

If a kid was a real prima Donna we let him not do it and just silently hated him for the rest of the season.

Precisely! Paul Ryan is a “wonk” in the sense that most undergraduate students are “wonks.” (I include the 18-22 year old version of myself in this group). They have ideologies on how the world should work but never get into actually playing out how those ideologies may be functionally enacted and the consequences of…

This is part of a larger fallacy that reactionary conservatives can be fisked or fact-checked into submission or into showing the slightest bit of contrition, shame, or willingness to improve their reasoning. They can only be quarantined and hopefully outnumbered in swing states.

Yeah, but only because those pork rind bags are hard to open.

pay a bill... or pass a bill.

You should see his attempt to be President.

“Melania knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That’s what I was talking about. I don’t have a girlfriend,” he said.

Because people want to believe that the working class is a group of skilled laborers rather than the reality of most of them working in retail.

Hip shaking will no longer be allowed. Doing the Carlton, however, will be highly encouraged!

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

But was it a sandwich?

D.B. Pooper

Shocker Wife Can’t Remain Seated.

What could you possibly mean by that? Berlin is one of the world’s most international, multi-lingual, progressive cities. You elected this moron. You. Not us.