The only thing that needs to be said is he wants to call the brand Big Baller. If this were 1994, this would be a go. 2017? Sounds like it will make people pine for the day of LA Gear pumps.

Sadly, it seems Rangers ain’t going anywhere until Lundqvist learns how to produce at both ends of the ice.

Hard to imagine this has to be said in 2017 but playoff scheduling is largely a function of arena availability and travel accommodations. Anyone who’d rather watch a draft than an actual sport during its playoffs is probably not going to prioritize watching hockey for any reason, so where’s the harm there?

I find myself gravitating toward this clip every few weeks or so. Down in the dumps? Watch Subban obliterate Marchand and for a fleeting moment, all is right in the world.

My buddy* John Spano could teach these guys a thing or two.

Don’t forget to mention Savard was not penalized on the play.

The fact that these yokels can’t be bothered to show off their receding hairlines and respect the Oval Office makes that whole jacketless Obama non-issue more infuriating (I will never let this go).

this and your whole thread here did not age well, but this one is especially revealing.

It happened one time. ROR himself basically said it happens sometimes and didn’t think it was a huge deal. Get over it.

Hello, Hot Woman, I’m Average Height And Income Guy, how are– hey, where are you going? Hello? I know it’s loud in here, but you should be able to hear me!

I find it hilarious when people finally realize they have no rights. You think you have rights? Where the fuck have you been for the last 40 years? Nearly every right listed in the Constitution has been effectively neutered and nobody did it sneakily. Nearly every interaction, especially financial, you have with a…

Dude kept telling him not to pull that “I’m a pro ball player” shit on his girl and the guy just couldn’t help himself.

You don’t play 600 games in the AHL for nothing!

Why didn’t you include the Karlsson quote where he says that this play happens many times a game and he didn’t think much of it? Hardly sounds like we’ll see some old school hockey justice on this one.

Holy shit, laughing my ass off at #wypipo.

If you don’t like PK Subban, you don’t like life.

I’ve found that when you point out to people like this that they’re waving the traitor’s flag, they don’t like that too much. Funny how that works.

*Looketh

Sure, but the white kid gets to drive-dance The Charleston all the way to the hoop.

Jokes on you! The Russians are already in Washington!