I can’t be the only one that looks at Pelinka and sees Rob Lowe.

Look, if there is any doubt about his concussions, leave it to me. I'll find out in December.

Due to our suspensions overlapping, I will still be able to blow his knee out in week two.

Is Drew Magary my dad?

9 years old, and my dad comes in and tells me I’m going to my first Bengals game. I immediately go nuts.

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Fucking Goodell’s name is all over this one.

Fuckin Timmy Mosgov. He looked at his 7 foot tall wife as she removed her horned viking helmet and said “We’re going to LA. These stupid motherfuckers want to give me $65 million!”

Lakers gave Mosgov $65 million. Can someone on here talk me down from the ledge?

Is just me, or is this starting to sound like the plot of an Adam Sandler movie?

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Wait so Mo Buckets isn't on the squad? This is bullshit.

Kluwe is the kind of guy I’d hit with the crown of my helmet 78 seconds after the play ended. Also, fuck Drew Magary with a jalapeno soaked cactus

Quitting because you can't win your team the trophy? I gotta holler at Dalton on that. Can I get an unnecessary roughness penalty in practice?

Really bad tackle in that picture. Trust me, it's best to lead with your head or shoulder directly into their face.

I’m fairly certain Riley Curry and Drake would result in a better fight than that.