Whitlock is just jealous because Kaepernick can take a knee and then get back up again without going all the way to the ground first.

Aside from the many ways the guy is human trash, one of the cruelest insults is that I have probably seen his stupid fucking face every day (save for vacations, thank goodness) for the past two years. Every day! That dumb, melting blockhead, with the sour, jutting chin only Tony Clifton could rival.

Fall Children!

And C.B. Bucknor.

Beltre is still a better umpire than Angel Hernandez.

The guard was provoked by this guy.

Also not a good look: saying shit like “sob like a woman.”

You’d have to have a congress that cared about the law and enforcing it. Sure so much shit he is doing is illegal by the law, but there is nobody home to enforce it.

Because it’s so fun to watch delicate snowflakes like you cry so much every time.

I hope he soiled himself.

I don’t think I’ve disliked everything a person does more than I dislike everything this person does. I just... I don’t know, can’t.

I can’t imagine what it would take, but this isn’t it. Like, I literally can’t imagine. Trump could sodomize a dead dog on the White House lawn while conducting a press conference about the aliens from Planet Blurnox making a delicious pesto quesadilla and he’d still be able to count on at least 200 electoral votes in…

Yes, the truck was threatening him and clearly had it coming.

He’s an ump, a little concussion and double vision might actually help.

Doing the latter.

Fixing a fight that badly in Australia should be a bootable offense.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

Another great day in Trump’s America. Rape culture is reasonable and women are not.

Those bears are black, and, while we should keep our distance from both, I think the black ones are more dangerous than the brown ones... At least that’s what Jeff Sessions told me. He never explicitly mentioned bears, but I’m sure that’s what he meant.

Brandon Phillips is #4 on the list. Must not be in Cincinnati