For any non-tennis fan readers who aren’t familiar with Del Potro, yes he is the best. The. Best.

As long as Maddon doesn’t turn out to be Ditka levels of shitty, I don’t think that will happen.

Say it to yourself in Troy McClure’s voice: I promise it works.

Missile, King. 1992. Describes the pitfalls of having a penis that can be removed at will.

“What two of the world’s top drivers were doing at a Taco Bell is unclear.”

Nah, I think the Rebels actually hit some of their shots in that scene.

This entire series has been the Darth Vader scene at the end of Rogue One.

On the horrible day, everyone (rightly so) is mentioning Layne and Kurt. But Andrew Wood, man, it was a shame that most of the world never knew his talent.

I’m sure she doesn’t have the slightest awareness or understanding of why she would be treated in such a fashion after all the wonderful things she’s done, in that name of God, for “these people”.

Wait, so you are saying Deadspin should be shitting on Kathy Berman, a person who has as far as I know never done anything horrible?

In a related story, here’s a shot of the latest stop of Joe Paterno on his apology tour.

Beautiful weather today on the Twin Cities. And run I did for 2.5 miles.

When I was in middle school and got the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue my parents thought I was the reincarnation of Fred Merkle.

Because abortion!

P.S. Are we REALLY going to go the “Cindy” route? Really? I’m not going to direct this at the person in question, because quite frankly he seems a little unhinged and desperate for attention, so I’ll just appeal to anyone who happens to read this to please fuck off with that sexist (and tired; come on, that shit’s…

“umpire Angel Hernandez”

He drove faster than anyone. Everyone said he’s the best and fastest truck driver around. A lot of people have said it. He can even drive faster than Kim Jong-Il and honk the horn louder.

Angel Hernandez is the Donald Trump of umpires.

Good to see Hernandez is already in midseason form.

Hernandez has had more bad ejections than the Polish Space Agency.