You forgot one: Lying in bed all day and crying because the greatest young pitcher in baseball is no longer with us.

Baseball is full of old crusty “play the game the RIGHT way or we’ll bean you tomorrow” relics like Kurt Gibson, guys who freak out if anyone flips a bat or raises their arms or does anything the slightest bit joyous. Jose was one of the good ones, one of the guys whose love for the game made me optimistic for…

She must be a Joe Namath fan.

Thoughts and prayers with the real victim of that wipeout, Art Briles.

At least Wong face planted the correct, Cardinal way

This shit has to stop. And I'm not talking about the protesting.

Fuck that team. But really fuck the management of Team USA. Bunch of fucking fossils still living in the good ol’ days of clutch and grab neutral zone trap boring ass hockey. They hired a piece of shit for a coach along with too many players more than willing to elbo their opponents head and got a pile of shit on the…

There’s always the next game!

Not a lot of next games left.

Thank you for your continued support of people who can’t stand Cardinals fans.

Yeah they did. And the Mets took their place as the second Wild Card team.

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

Lost their top prospect to the Mets, too!

Wow, a whole half of a game. That’ll teach him!

I’m gonna miss Obama, man. His voice of reason and compassion is so, so, rare among those in power.

Ordinary people are calling them callous assholes, but Nick Saban sees outstanding awareness and decisionmaking and is quietly working through backchannels to see if these thieves are open to greyshirting next year.

It’s too bad you hate America and our freedom to protest. Perhaps you would be more comfortable in Russia?

I’m pretty sure the people who died for our freedoms didn’t do it so that this country would become a place where you have to show dogmatic loyalty to symbols as if we lived in a dictatorship, saluting “Dear Leader” and bowing down lest we be marked a traitor. Let’s save that forced patriotic bullshit for North Korea.

Freedoms that make white people uncomfortable aren’t real freedoms. Study it out.