I wonder if this is the same writer Trump used?

This is why I never talk to my mom.

As a person born and raised in Indiana everything negative he said about the city and state is true. I'm glad I escaped....to Ohio. FML.

He’s used to having his nuts on somebody’s chin. Having them on somebody’s mind has really confused him.

Yeah, because the Rio police are the top force in the world. They have that city completely under control. I still think it's a miracle nobody has been murdered yet.

If it gave that much of an advantage everyone would do it. It's that simple.

They're easier to understand than John Kruk.

When Donald Trump is president all Olympics will be held in America. And only attractive females will be allowed to compete. Oh, and no foreigners will be allowed in to the US.

My wife asked if they were just going to die after 12 games. It's a fair question,

One grade A asshole dealing with another grade A asshole. Man this Yankees team is great.

I just can't feel sorry for him.

Damn it. You beat me to it.

Hippias of Elas was great until he started working for ESPN.

One of the few sports personalities I really liked. Sad day.

Sun shines on a dog's ass every now and then. I also blame Dusty Baker for this.

Horse people can't type for shit.

This match was awesome. Del Potro played an amazing match. Also interesting to see how much losing hurt Djokovich. I hope Del Potro wins the whole thing.

This is what NE Ohio deserves for hosting the RNC. Karma’s a bitch.

As a resident of NE Ohio this is not surprising at all. If anyone can fuck up something like this it's a city close to Cleveland. Fuck the NFL too.

Bad flux capacitor: