So how long does it take you to read everything on the Internet on a daily basis?

That's a good dog.

Fill that full of beer and i’l be impressed.

They need some Jack Links Beef Jerky. They're hangry!!

Oh snap

Bigger narcissist, Bayless or Trump? Discuss.

I’m guessing he didn't learn this from Chris Broussard.

Is that how you mastudrbate the right way?

I concur. That's why I wrote it. I appreciate your thoughtfulness.

This headline is about as shocking as a headline saying Donald Trump is full of shit all the time.

Originality score: 0

This is so crazy. I’m 39 and i’m a big 90's alternative guy. Oddly last night was the first time I ever saw this video. Then it shows up here tonight. What are the odds?

That's some Trump style reasoning right there.

This gave me a good laugh. Thank you.

I honestly feel awful for these athletes. This is the dream and now they have to deal with this. I hope everyone in the IOC dies a slow painful death. Fuck them all with a rusty corkscrew.

One of my proudest accomplishments is being blocked by Curt Shitbag on Twitter. This middle class white guy was enough of a threat to his delusions that I had to be blocked. God Bless America.

Ash Wednesday.

What a bunch of twats.

It's funny that people think the NFL gives a shit about the people in these cities and their opinions.