The replies to this tweet are the best thing on the internet right now.

Hoping Sessions stays around - if he leaves and Trump puts some partisan hack in charge of Justice, the supervision of Mueller and the investigation would go back to that person. As it is, the investigation is being supervised by someone relatively apolitical. As with so many things Trump, it could theoretically get…

Don’t forget that if you decide you DON’T want to fuck him, you’re a cunt.

Odds that Donald Trump just today learned the word transparent and will overuse it to the point of distraction in the next few weeks?

“Micro-scandals.” JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

Putin is dictating all of the optics of this - he’s a solid foot shorter than Trump, so of course the handshake takes place seated.

Had 2 tweets do pretty well (for me) last night. One was a response to a Brookings fellow, the other a response to an ex-NFL player. Because I have RANGE.

Trump loves to think he’s upsetting or frustrating his enemies and hates to be laughed at. Here’s hoping that instead of outrage and indignation, the show tomorrow is just one long roast of every stupid thing he’s ever done. (This is also why Mika’s tweet was genius - instead of being thrown and hurt, she just clapped…

He also ordered fancy mustard on a burger once.

Seriously WHAT is his deal with women and bleeding?

+ 1 electoral college

“Ok you have a call with the prime minister of ireland. He’s the child of an immigrant and he’s also openly gay, so just be aware of...”

Grifters gonna grift.

He literally could not make them worse.

I feel like Amy Poehler won that divorce. Will Arnett looks like shit and she, as always, seems lovely.

Came here this morning for this, was not disappointed.

It’s like we’re on the internet or something.

True. The day hetero athletes don’t thank their opposite-sex spouses or kiss their kids after championships will truly be the day gay people gain equality.

NFL definitely has the highest odds - highest percentage of players who played 3-4 years in college, therefore the highest percentage of players who have encountered a gay community before playing professionally and are therefore not willing to be jammed back into a closet.

There are laws governing investigations of this type. One conducted by an outside law firm has to have a high degree of independence in order to be protective. I use the terms outside and independent interchangeably because they’re used interchangeably in my practice and also because in the case of an investigation…