“out of touch” with what, exactly?

My only regret is that there’s not enough room in the universe to do the kind of wanking motion I feel like doing now.

I know, right? Now I am relegated to the 99% of commenters here who “literally” advocate for severe personal injury to politicians they don’t like. However can i show my face again!!!!!1!

Yes, I totally meant she should literally be raped with a rusty pitchfork, you got me on that one. But hey, go ahead and put your support behind two women who advanced their careers by calling for more black men to be incarcerated :)

No, nor has it escaped my notice that she received 3 million more votes than he did. I fail to see what either of those things have to do with coverage of her being ‘unfair’ compared to anyone else. People running for president get scrutinized.

It’s just so unfair that the media never says a negative word about Trump.

Great idea, only the already well-to-do should ever think about starting a business. That will help.

Yep, Hillary is the real victim here, totally.

God it’s hilarious reading you clowns act butthurt over your favorite brand being criticized

I guess this is great if worshipping heroes matters to you more than the fact that a proponent of civil asset forfeiture now has that much more influence on our justice system....

I know, right, after all why do we need someone who spent any time growing up there at all to tell us about the people there when we can just let northeastern millenial bloggers explain how they think.

The key distinctions:

I know I can still get it delivered, but man, I miss that Dulono’s.

The proper way to eat this kind of pizza is to have the outer pieces with the crust when it’s freshly baked and save the middle pieces to eat cold the next day.

Non-native Minnesotan here, people here absolutely love to cling on to anything that they can claim is special about Minnesota. If we aren’t naming everything after Target, we’re constantly reminding ourselves that Prince and Bob Dylan are from here. As for ‘Minnesota-style pizza’ I’ve eaten at probably a dozen…

It’s not even that the flag is wrinkled...it still has the ‘just out of the packaging’ fold creases on it, like the flannel shirts candidates wear tucked into their crisp new blue jeans when they go to a small town dining hall.

It’s shocking that the guy who somehow managed to produce less than Ham this week came to rip on someone who isn’t 100% blindly supportive of unions.

Hence why he goes on these union rants so often....he’s the perfect example of the kind of employee who would be the first one terminated without union protection. This is literally just the 2nd item he’s written this week and it doesn’t involve even a shred of reporting (not even Jezspin-style ‘reporting’ on the work…

Swanson, Otto or McCollum would all be good choices who at least would have a chance at winning. This list just reads like a lame attempt to pander to multiple demographics.

Hodges and Levy-Pounds especially have no chance. They both just lost out, in one of the most liberal cities in the country, to a moderately liberal white man. And no, they didnt lose because they split the vote, we have RCV. They both just suck.