They try to file that under "letting her have a hobby"

Don't worry friend, soon you'll be judging things before they come out, hating other people for having different opinions than you and most importantly, quoting The Simpsons from seasons 2 through… let's say 7. Maybe 8.

Some guys will rough you up on the way out

That was the series of FOX specials that ran in the late 90's

Well clearly Disney is shutting the door on this whole "Star Wars" thing, whatever that was.

Yes. Yes the academy is

That's how it was for me. But honestly, I'll probably go see Wonder Woman. Definitely not Justice League. Unless they say fuck it and show the first three episodes of the Timmverse JL.

Ah… so this is what happens when you ban all guns

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Isn't that the natural progression? Kind of like how marijuana leads to heroin/horse tranq cocktails?

Yeah when I was a teenager I noticed my cat watching me like it was business as usual (it was) but then when I stopped, my cat just lifted its paw and motioned for me to keep going.

*$60 worth of $15 pints of warm beer.

He's doing a better job than the A.V. Club so far

So basically we're all in agreement: It's his fault for not being white. It's amazing how many times people make this mistake

Especially since they wanted to build their spin off universe from that one.

I'd believe it if they drove their cars in space to stop a rogue asteroid from crashing into Earth.

Well sure they can show us that… but if she tries to breastfeed in public? Shame!

But if you didn't have religion, how would you explain all the stuff in the world? Science? No no no sir, I'll have none of that

"The little Korea guy", truly you were surrounded by the pinnacle of American people

Do you mean to tell me that wasn't an elaborate ruse by the Obummer administration to take my guns? All my precious little snookum guns?