“Retirement is supposed to be your reward for lifelong hard work and spent doing something you enjoy...so here’s 1000 words on why I don’t like the thing you enjoy!”

I think having a constraint can be useful for writing and editing discipline. Disenchantment definitely does not benefit from Matt Groening making the episodes as long as he feels like, whilst Futurama and The Simpsons benefited from the tightness of the 22 minute hard limit.

You almost never know who the opening act is for a comedy show and sometimes you don’t like that act.

Simply put, the FAA does not fuck around. Ever. The stick up their ass has a stick up its ass and as a result, everyone everywhere follows the rules. When rules are followed, planes don’t fall out of the sky. The FAA is a large part of the reason why air travel is the safest mode of transportation on this planet.

You mean you didn’t know the Empire was going to destroy the Jedi? Ben Kenobi said that way back in the first movie!

Is this satire? You can apply all of these situations to everyday life, or to any vacation. 

I think there are some valid concerns with cruises in terms of disease outbreaks or the general being trapped issue, but some of these are silly. Taking a normal vacation by car or plane also has its own risks, many of which are far more likely than the literally one in a million chance of falling overboard. Also,…

…or c) these movies are filmed on a green screen and it’s entirely common for people to appear in scenes together without ever having met.

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There is absolutely zero fucking need for this to be a slideshow

Counterpoint, this movie was wild and fun because Sam brought Evil Dead energy to what could have been a more generic slog.

I mean, this critique would probably have a lot more merit in my opinion if MCU’s answer to Superman wasn’t a woman? With a multitude of diverse women heroes taking up residence in phase 4, (literally nicknamed M-SHE-U), I think this is an unfair observation. It’s just not true. It sounds to me like you just don’t…

I remember when I was 16 and didn’t understand that Batman was a detective and needed my movies spoonfed to me like every Marvel movie...

Finally! Maybe now these tulip bulbs’ll really take off.

When can the attacker expect his Oscar?

A man gets attacked and all people can say is ‘Fuck Dave Chapelle’ Yes, the upstanding black and white moral folk of the AVclub comments strike again. I tell you if Hitler was trans youse guys probably would’ve let the holocaust go.

Ruth Bader Ginsberg was cool but she screw us in the end, every seat counts.

Cowboy Bebop....

If they’re not renewing your shows, the reason is you’re in the minority interest.

Do you internet people ever get exhausted hating cool stuff