It sounds like the video game equivalent of Oscar-bait, through and through.

For those who don’t wanna watch:

The Q60 is far better looking than this thing from every single angle.  

Millionaire defending his car is ok, but small business owner defending his livelihood is not?

Bullshit Because I write with punctuation within my texts to reflect emphasis context and intention So when Im using punctuation within my texts to express myself clearly you better goddam believe Im going to use it when Im done

Wow.  How far into the B-roll of blog ideas are we by now?

I almost always send single texts with multiple sentences vs separate texts for each sentence. Maybe this makes me an old, but I prefer receiving texts this way as well. I hate hearing my phone sound off three different alerts for what is essentially one text/thought from a friend. I feel the long text with proper…

Bruce Jenner.  Let’s not get into the rewriting of history for the sake of being overly-PC.

Oh, cool. Another faux racist complaint. I knew Lana would get in trouble for this for naming names, and perhaps she even did that to get press. We all know the ire it draws. She’s criticizing top 40 hits, which have glorified similar bullshit for years and years - used to be Madonna and Britney. She’s citing who had…

It is of course, but it’s like watching Godzilla destroy Tokyo with no sound.

Nah, it just really doesn’t sound cool. Just a high pitched whine if anything at all. Whining is rarely cool in any context.  

eat my balls

Will people just stop dying for a minute? I’m trying not to have a mental breakdown over here. Thank you.

“Sport coupe will not get Android auto, what’s the point of that dumb car”

Except that’s exactly what the movie industry did to comic books and the superhero genre.

Trying real hard not to let loose some anger and/or take it real personal that the video game-film genre has a huge chance at gaining legitimacy through Cate Blanchett’s casting... and Kotaku’s only take is to have one of its reviewers remind us that he doesn’t like Borderlands.

I said this guy was garbage previously for his bullshit, and I got walls of text on how I was the bad guy and he wasn’t that bad.

I stand by what I said. This guy is garbage.

This article, these comments....Jalopnik has become the car news website for people that don’t like cars. “Screw 1000hp AWD sports cars, we need more Hyundai!”

The lack of any Schwarzenegger (unless I missed it) is a serious oversight.

Every last one of you bastards who are not excited about an American manufacturer making a luxury 650 horsepower RWD sedan with a manual transmission can kindly screw off.