The F-22 works but we didn’t buy enough.
The F-35 took a long time but it’s actually starting to look very promising, unit prices keep coming down, and they’ve rolled out hundreds of them already.

“Watch The Future USS John F. Kennedy Float For The First Time.”

a) he cheated so he should get banned

Why swap a Toyota V8 in to a BMW?

I wish I had a site for sports news.

Let me save everyone some time. Conclusions - traction control on: Audi slightly better. Traction control off: Audi more sloppy than the others. Trade-offs abound, and no real standout winner.

You’re welcome.

Esther, what are you sitting here slandering Hershey’s chocolate as the worst Halloween candy when Charleston Chew, Good & Plenty, Bit-o-Honey and Necco Wafers are floating around? Not to say anything of raisins!

If Hersheys is the worst you can conjure, you grew up in some high end trick or treating territory.

The most classic rock is igneous.

Alright, let me just say this once so everyone knows the truth: just because something is complex and difficult, doesn’t mean it sounds good. I guess what I’m trying to say is that STEELY DAN SUCKS SHIT

an amalgamation of the Army and Navy

Corvette dynos 560hp at the wheels....

“falls short of expectations”

WTF

Cool story, and it sounds like your grandpa has lived a full life. All the best to him. 

The year your grandfather turned one, 1925, the Yankees finished 69-85 (because Babe Ruth drank(?) himself into the hospital).

Same dude that faked an injury in one of the above articles, so that a teammate could get some playing time. Good dude, this guy.

Nailed it!

Saddest part about rolling that car is putting those hideous wheels at eye level.

Different speeds for hand rails and steps: Not a feature, but rather an indication it needs to be repaired.

Argh! My pet peeve is people stepping up or down on escalators. What is wrong with them??

The Eighties gave us Jack Nicholson.

Cool, now make the Z06 look EXACTLY like this.