Foothockey is the funniest thing I've read in ages.

They also ruled the Trans-Am series, before being banned.

In the film, McQueen, whose car has dropped out of the race, is put into a car that's still running, basically just to beat the guy in the bottom gif. So yeah, it means exactly what you think it means.

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Except, I suspect that when this article was posted, and when I made my comment, the final hadn't yet even taken place. Which would explain why the author linked to a video of qualifying and quoted qualifying numbers. And notice how the author says, "Courtney Force, daughter of John Force and sister to Brittany and fri…

The linked video, and the 322.96 mph quoted, is from her qualifying run. Her result in the final was a 4.148 at 306.46.

Actually, all she recorded was the number one qualifying spot. Way to fact check, Jalopnik!

I think I poured enough quarters into an Ikari Warriors machine in a liquor store in Point Richmond, CA to actually buy the cabinet. God I loved that game.

"More often than not, games like Call of Duty treat other countries and cultures like playgrounds and playthings. There's no weight, no consequence to our actions. Barely even a mention of the people our characters might be affecting..."

I wonder what this will mean for an HD Halo 2 on 360...?

Myself, and a lot of other people, actually consider it one of the better ones.

I was trying to be polite.

That headline is kind of terrible.

Third place isn't an accomplishment, nor is it reason to proclaim that they're coming for Audi's ass. They probably need to worry about Toyota's ass, too.

Audi.

I like how Toyota finished first and second, but you seem to think the big news is Porsche finishing third.

I grew up in Richmond during the same time period. I got jumped at the Richmond BART station when I was about 16. I was just about the only white guy around, and, not surprisingly, no one bothered to help. I don't miss the east bay, and I certainly don't miss BART or AC Transit, either.

Friday Night Lights had the best finale in the history of finales.

You obviously haven't seen Friday Night Lights and it's perfect finale.

And as I keep saying, I DRIVE AT THE SPEED LIMIT. I'm not impeding traffic; the speed limit is. THE LAW IS. Why does some jerk have more of a right to speed than I do to obey the speed limit in the left lane? Seriously, to argue otherwise defies fucking logic.