Ahhh, the classic catch-22: you don’t know that something is click bait flotsam unless you click on it first.

He’s had a very hard life:

Good lord, THANK YOU. I was wondering if I was the only one. This kind of touching is, to my knowledge, socially acceptable. Like there’s no doubt in my mind that the women he’s posing with are touching his back. There would be nothing weird or pervy about him touching their backs. Also I personally do not understand…

Splinter was coming for Chris Evans (#1 Chris) last week, now this week Jez is snarking Keanu (the internets OG boyfriend). There are plenty of obviously shitty men to hate on. Why grasp at these straws so hard?

Correct, she may be imposed to impeachment possibly because she doesn’t want to appear like she’s reaching for power, she very well may not want that power either.

The Speaker of the House shouldn’t have to speak policy to a non-entity like Bullshit Beavis Barbie to get things done.

Because baby-boomers and Gen-xers think that Millennials and Gen z are all just barely mentally functioning.

Also, Sam is still in the Night’s Watch, but apparently he doesn’t have to go back because he’s got a sweet gig as Grand Maester, despite not even being a maester.  And also having a baby on the way, not that we saw Gilly this week.

I think we might be misreading the data; the journey to the ER just made them realize that the cure was inside them all along.

Why did Varys remove his ring, and who was he writing to?

So, when I watched the show I didn’t see Danny go mad. She was upset, sure. She had rage, sure. But she didn’t just flip out and lose her shit.... She was coming to terms that she couldn’t trust in love. Jon’s love. The people’s love. She explicitly says that she’ll have to rule by fear.

Burning the city solidified…

“I have no idea how you can look at this show and think that people didn’t work their asses off making it.”

About Laurence’s question:

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

Now I want to see a version of the debates where the mic gets muted anytime a fact checker determines what you said to be patently false. Get muted three times, you get a pie to the face. Three pies means a trap door opens beneath you, dumping you into ice cold water.

The cherry on top of this fiasco is Shapiro’s attempt at damage limitation. He tweeted this out before the broadcast, to get ahead of the media-

Apparently not.

Man, the word twerp just fits Shapiro like a goddamn glove.

He’s literally every super annoying kid you knew in middle school. 

When Russia hacked the Democrats, they of course hacked the Republicans as well. It’s confirmed, it was confirmed a long time ago. It basically means Russia got so much dirt on the Republicans that they could blackmail them into supporting Trump. Paul must have done something really bad and wants it kept secret.