Sessions is a captive of the Deep State, didn’t you hear? He’s too much of a cowardly cuck to clean house. 

The GOP loves the troops:

I was just wondering about something like that. There was the reporter who died in a still-mysterious car bombing after releasing (I think?) the Panama Papers - you know Cohen likely knows a bunch of stuff that’d probably cause him to have a fatal drowning accident in his prison sink.

While drinking a polonium smoothie

What are the odds that this sniveling shit takes a bullet from the president?

It would have be a a comedy. David Koechner as lead in a role that isn’t named Trump for legal reasons. Michael Cera as Jared, Gilbert Godfried as Rudy, Tony Hale as Stephen Miller.

> Trump declared “you’re not nervous, right?” before turning to the crowd and explaining that the agent “speaks perfect English.”

But, you see, this wasn’t about her finding a date by any means, but about pulling off a performance, at the expense of the men

“Men under 5'10" were sent away.”

The moment you used the term “SJW” unironically I knew you weren’t worth taking seriously, but this:

The term “SJW” still says so much more about the person using it than who they’re describing.

Virtue signaling as a term has been abused to the point of meaninglessness and is now used only by shitheads, but the actual act is absolutely a real thing that happens, continuously and obnoxiously. We are jerking ourselves off into oblivion.

This sounds a lot like what people mean when they say “virtue signalling,” as toxic as that phrase has become

There’s is something kind of hilarious about commentators on Jezebel not being able to accept that a woman can be every bit the villain as a man.

As a doctor who knows other doctors, this is in no way a new development.

Dustin Hoffman’s character was well above the age of consent — the “graduate” (from college) — so no parallel at all.

I’m being sexist because I reported how things are at my workplace? ROTFL. FFS, no one expected thm to be that way bc of their gender. They are that way bc they choose to be that way.

Cannot fathom why Asia Argento didn’t come out ahead of this. She was selfish and put #MeToo⁠ ⁠at the crosshairs of detractors.

Can’t wait for all the people that will dismiss this because our society still views raping men as funny. 

Trump’s tax returns have to be made public. If Cohen is this dirty, Trump will be way way worse.