It would have be a a comedy. David Koechner as lead in a role that isn’t named Trump for legal reasons. Michael Cera as Jared, Gilbert Godfried as Rudy, Tony Hale as Stephen Miller.

> Trump declared “you’re not nervous, right?” before turning to the crowd and explaining that the agent “speaks perfect English.”

The term “SJW” still says so much more about the person using it than who they’re describing.

Virtue signaling as a term has been abused to the point of meaninglessness and is now used only by shitheads, but the actual act is absolutely a real thing that happens, continuously and obnoxiously. We are jerking ourselves off into oblivion.

This sounds a lot like what people mean when they say “virtue signalling,” as toxic as that phrase has become

There’s is something kind of hilarious about commentators on Jezebel not being able to accept that a woman can be every bit the villain as a man.

As a doctor who knows other doctors, this is in no way a new development.

Dear god, I called the women IN MY OFFICE catty, etc. Because they are. How do you not understand that I did not call all women that?

Dustin Hoffman’s character was well above the age of consent — the “graduate” (from college) — so no parallel at all.

I’m being sexist because I reported how things are at my workplace? ROTFL. FFS, no one expected thm to be that way bc of their gender. They are that way bc they choose to be that way.

Cannot fathom why Asia Argento didn’t come out ahead of this. She was selfish and put #MeToo⁠ ⁠at the crosshairs of detractors.

Actually, he has two full time people who just operate the capslock.

Can’t wait for all the people that will dismiss this because our society still views raping men as funny. 

Trump’s tax returns have to be made public. If Cohen is this dirty, Trump will be way way worse.

It's really kinda insulting how stupid this all is and how little effort they're even trying to put into it. We're not even being manipulated it's just - yell the the lies louder over everyone else. While we all face palm.

Too much Christ and you’ll go blind.

you cant be responsible for your actions when the power of Christ is flowing through you

Central African Republic, this guy’s a piece of garbage.

a “medical condition that made him lose his temper and senses.”

Remember, when America sends people over, they’re not sending their best. They’re drunk assholes, racists, rapists, and drug smugglers. And some, I assume, are good people.