I think it is starting to bother her that she’s developed a reputation as one of the most prolific liars of modern times.

“Why aren’t you talking about all of our successes?”

Honestly, the only question about him left at this point is the “is it dementia or just abject stupidity?” debate (well, and which would be worse).

I’m still agog that people would vote for a reality show character, but that’s where we are. I’m mildly curious what the Manigault Newman administration will look like, hopefully she’ll be inclusive and bring in reality gameshow characters from all the networks. That way we could have Nick Offerman and Amy Poehler in…

Trump would lose a game of 2D tic-tac-toe.

I will steal it. That way everybody loses.

I cannot imagine a scenario where her breath doesn't smell like onion rings. 

THIS is where she says “Whoa, I better be careful to not issue too bold a denial

Watching Roger Stone end up in handcuffs will be a singularly amazing moment. I hope Mueller throws the book, the sequel to the book, the prequel to the book, the book spinoffs, the TV script for the book, the movie script for the book after the TV series, the script for the edgy reboot of the TV series of the book,…

you mean that dinner that celebrates the immigrants victory over the natives?

Not all colleges though - public colleges. Their contempt at anything that isn’t a private for-profit enterprise is just staggering.

Someone needs to contact Easter Island and let them know that some of their giant heads are missing.

*If you’re a “Goodlatte”, a milkman is involved one way or another.

The second tweet says it all: He was okay with her being shitty as long as she continued to praise him. I could heel turn, become a vocal Trump sycophant on Twitter, pay for clicks to get noticed more, and be a White House employee before the end of next summer. 

He’s lying to her the same way I lie to my girlfriend after I’ve eaten the last of something she wanted or finished the bottle of wine on the sly. 

Wow.

So in the past week Putin has appointed Steven Seagal as special ambassador to the US and Trump is now embroiled in a secret recordings controversy with Omarosa Manigault Newman.

Anyone else remember when pop stars sold music by making good records rather than soap operas and instagram feuds?

Let’s not forget Rick Scott’s Medicare fraud history.