This the weirdest mix of so many gross/frightening images from my childhood: Xenomorphs, the Zerg, Eartworm Jim, and Tool music videos

I’ve been a paramedic for 8 years. I get blamed for all sorts of shit, from patients and other medical professionals. None of it sticks, though, because I’m good at my job and know how to document the idiocy of others.

I wouldn’t start any long books

My favorite is “human tribal tattoo.”

I liked the video’s addition of Suicide Mission from Mass Effect. This is my preferred version:

The assaultron battle gave me flashbacks to Freespace 2.

Hot damn, do I love to see my hometown on this site so often. /sarcasm

That story sounds very, very familiar. My MIL tried to get me on Team Big Wedding and tries to get me to agree to her criticisms of my wife. Shit, even if I do agree inside, I know better than to give her that inch. The mile she takes is way more crap than my wife deserves to deal with.

“Vendors kept telling me all he’d care about was the booze and MAYBE the music”

Now you listen here and get your facts straight...

Dream is acceptable, but Rita has to stay way from Blaque and 3LW

Good kinja indeed

http://www.doctornerdlove.com/

Orlando native. It’s worked for me a time or two. (With people I’d meet via the internet, so...any vacation plans? :P)

I belive the proper term is “the sugars.”

Firefighter here. I think we give nurses and teachers a run for their money when it comes to ridiculous humble-bragging and back-slapping.

Thank god I’m not the only one.

Well, then, let me recommend an old mini series called “Fall of Eagles.” It’s a historical drama about the major ruling families of Europe through the late 18th century until the end of the First World War. All three German keisers are there.

Sorry for the pedantry. I had hoped to couch it in humor. WWI has been my latest obsession.

Wouldn’t his picture be honoring Chancellor rolls? Or Fuhrer rolls?