there should be no reason my kids have to see something like this.

This picture just made me deeply sad and nostalgic. I still mourn Gawker.

I am really into Evan Rachel Wood’s suit.

What’s so bad about that, love?

always relevant and scary. (apologies for how monstrous this gif is)

OMG I’m in love— they actually have a waist!!

I’m so glad everyone is safe but this shouldn’t have happened in the first place. The young, old and sick should’ve been evacuated right away.

I never believed they were a real religion until the child/sexual abuse allegations surfaced.

This is the best teen week article. Decision made.

My god, the “famous person says something fundamentally supportive in an imperfect* way so let’s shit on him” genre has to die.

Could have been worse, it could have been Walmart.

In the end, all I ever really wanted was to look like Christina Ricci in Casper.

My review of Stepmom: Will Susan Sarandon DIE ALREADY?!

Garfield wrote a mini-opera about how much he hates Mondays.

I’d venture that it’d be more unusual for a world leader who DOESN’T mock Trump. I bet even Putin goofs on the dumbass.

I hope Baril’s dad can still enjoy his steak!

How many are going to general admission community colleges? Community colleges have to accept everyone.

His stupid hair fills me with the rage of a thousand suns.

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