All chaps are assless. That’s the point of chaps. If they had an ass they’d just be pants.

And Prince Harry looks adorable as well. #swoon #ilovehim

You are wrong, sir! This is the best, most magnificent song from Frozen.

Stupid hat? Check.

They just need a new name, other than pro-life. How about alt-life?

I’m curious how much his 24+ hours awake had to do with delays that weren’t his fault, overly aggressive timelines, poor work conditions, etc. I’m not immediately dismissing the possibility that he is at fault. I’d just love to hear his side of the story.

It isn’t that I want her to be sick or in pain, I just want a medical reason for her behavior...

Mercury poisoning really could explain a lot about Ms. Carey.

Actually, I’m hoping for Mitt. He’d be the first sane choice Donald Trump made. The rest of his cabinet picks send me into shock and disbelief that a cabinet could be that bad!

Well he didn’t actually kill anyone. Thank God he didn’t have a gun.

I....I see we have different definitions of sexy here....

My (admittedly odd) family did Dollar Store Christmas one year and it was very popular. Everyone got everyone a gift—but it had to come from the dollar store. You could get something not at a dollar store but it had to cost at most, a dollar. There were about 10 of us, so that got us all done for $10. It was one…

I SUGGESTED THIS!

These cakes were definitely in poor taste in a professional setting, but considering that we are now dealing with the rise of actual Neo-Nazis I am no longer capable of being outraged over juvenile offences like this.

Not to generalize, but I’m sure most women who marry old sacks of crap like Trump are eventually hoping to be wealthy widows. Becoming First Lady must be the worst possible outcome for Melania.

“...Melania is extremely close to Baron,” the source told the Post, “and they have become closer during the campaign...”

Anyone else think that Barron can see dead people?

BTW there’s nothing more annoying than searching for Barbra gifs and encountering far too many of “Rachel Berry.”

And Oprah, for subjecting us to these fuckwads.