World’s most boring drug. I should know. I was raised by hippies and live in Colorado.

My parents forget my birthday almost every year. My dad occasionally asks how old I am. :/

I read an interview where she explained this photo. She was afraid Jayne’s nipple was going pop out.

I only ever slept in giant grownup t-shirts as a kid, so now I’m obsessed with pajama sets. I also live in a very cold area.

Both my son and daughter get time outs for being “assholes”.

Coke is so bad for you!!! (says everyone who drowns in booze and weed every night)

Wow. That was amazing!

Woo hoo! I’m headed to Goodwill today!

At least I’ll always have this in my heart.

My kids freak out with joy every time they see these photos. We’re big Wizard of Oz fans. Bring on the cheese!

True. Funny enough, I had many clients just wanted to chat with a woman while getting a nice back rub. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I worked as a sexy “bodyworker” in my 20s. I’m unsure how men get confused between a real masseuse and the happy ending ones. We worked out of a midtown apartment, wore high heels and club dresses and the rooms had several carefully placed mirrors. Nothing clinical about it!

After I read this book I had a dream they made it into a movie and the trailer played the Beach Boys song “In My Room”. It was so perfectly creepy. Hoping it’s in the soundtrack!

This is how people look when they have to lean in to be in a photo with a coworker for a work event.

So sad.

If you have kids you will end up with mom friends whether you like it or not. Best bet is to stick with moms who have a couple older kids. They’re over idealism and won’t judge your parenting like the newbies. They realize parenting is just getting though the day any way you can.

I wouldn’t bet on it.

As kids we used to shimmy around the house singing “My name is Tallulah”

Same here. First one was so easy I thought I could be a good surrogate (a boy). Second one I had pica, nausea, restless leg syndrome (never believed in it til I had it), itching skin, huge bloated feet (a girl)...

I hope his insurance covers the procedure and doesn’t cost him an arm AND a leg.