So. Many. Banalities. Might as well be a fembot.
But I like showers. How else will I escape my children?
But I like Iman’s makeup line at Walgreens!
They are your helpful neighbors, family friends, teen babysitters, close family, teachers, coaches... Stranger danger is not our biggest concern, but the people we trust our kids with most. The best thing we can do is arm our kids with knowledge and confidence.
Why can’t we have 2 Bonds? We can make this work.
Shalom Harlow fan over here!
My forty-something cousin has nails like this at all times. She’s also a Vegas escort, so I wouldn’t say she’s “doing nothing.”
“Individuals who can’t give consent” genre.
No.
As a mom, I’m against toddler leashes. She should be able to run free.
I hope she puts a napkin down before she sits.
Too lazy to post the link to SNL’s “Butt Pregnant” with Amy Poehler. But yeah, she’s showing a little low.
Never let your husband dress you. Hasn’t she learned?
It’s happening!
Are they using an old Urban Outfitters building from 1997?
Chin implant, like teen mom Farrah had done. I don’t know why having a Jay Leno chin is in style...