My favorite response to the biggest weakness question (and I am certainly not the originator of this) is:

In my experience, you can figure out “Who You Are” via a normal conversation. Canned questions will mostly yield canned answers.

Yep. I’ve used interview questions like “greatest weakness” to gauge whether or not I want to work at a company (I literally stopped returning their calls). If the best they have to offer on selling me the job is pre-packaged questions from the 80's, then it’s most likely a shitty environment based around following…

Sorry I can’t see anything, it’s so freakin white in here.

Well, actually, one needs to lead with “Well, actually,” in order to man correctly. A “m’lady” close is optional, but is there any reason not to aim for maximum patronization, m’lady?

I to a man, concur with this evaluation

Women in the workplace need less pay, less flexibility, and pink uniforms. Next question.

Well, thank goodness I went for one of those easily-could-be-a-trophy-wife degrees.