I am ashamed to call these people “black” and “men”.

Inside the mind of the Duggers: those FUCK-KING messengers; let’s blame ‘em.

Isn’t this bitch dead yet?

OH NO—in my best Nancy Kerrigan: “WHHHHHYYyyyyyyyyyyy?”

The Case: Raven-Symoné talked enough controversial nonsense to earn a permanent spot on The View. So now we all have to listen to Raven-Symoné talk on a regular basis.

BURN.THIS.BITCH. I mean “book.”

Has she borrowed Brooke Shields’s eyebrows from 1981?

So. Written by a little tiny man trying to grow a penis?

Gym rat here, and Jesus God: WHY?

My aunt administered the first PP in this area in the mid-1960s. And I will say now what she said then, “What stupid bastard is against Planned PARENTHOOD?”

Especially the hole-y ones.

High school? You mean they graduated?

Are they still dating?

Excuse me, who?

Yeah. Why?? that shrug thing.

Jesus, when did BJK become SJR (Sally Jessy Raphael)?

She can sang. Not sing, “sang”.

yeeeEEESSSSSSSSS!

Jordan.

Good.