I'd read about it, plus the juxtaposition with the Ferrari is delicious. Auto culture shock therapy for Mr. DeMuro.

So rare it's practically invisible.

Nah, it would just be article after article of "So guess what broke or went wrong this week?" and "Boy I wish carmax did warranties for this car"

4 door bobbed deuce? ...

How about a Citroën DS? I found you one on Auto Trader Classics for $39,500. BOOM. Way under budget.

Doug, the answer is obvious: The Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet. Preferably in seafoam green, tan top, tan interior.

Wait, as of 8:30, 1 out of 5 people think this is a nice price? Really?

That only happens at Crossroads Dodge, in Mississippi.

I wish they would have put 1 Soul as the markup.

That kid sucks at being a UPS delivery guy. Prompt and didn't damage anything.

Will not deliver or help load on truck, tetanus shot not included. If you want the water and crayfish left in the chassis, that'll be $10 extra.

That was awesome.

Incredibly childish and extremely toxic for the environment.

This should be part of the Jalopnik Gift Guide.

When is the "Technical Service Bulletin" going to be issued?

I'M NOT CRYING MY LUNCH WAS JUST REALLY SPICY OKAY

I don't care that this is an ad, and that's exactly what makes it a great ad.

There is no part of this I didn't like.