While not all that secret I always loved this guy in the corner of the wrangler windshield. Actually, the wrangler has quite a few little hidden jeeps on it.

I'd love to see more of this kind of secret fun in cars. The reinforcing plastic looks like a web, damn right it needs a spider. Good work, Volvo.

I can't accept that as payment. It has the incorrect number of legs.

It's OK everyone, I took care of the spider.

From your post, I can infer that you are obviously a highly refined poster with a fine grasp on humor, sarcasm, and recurring jokes.

If you mean the Fiesta, here's the email chain I had with Ford to get the car. It's the ultimate in irony.

Because the R-class was the biggest failure/pile of shit MB has ever made.

This was at the Philly Auto show in 2006. My brother-in-law, his friend and myself entered a Dodge Caravan, trumpeted our delight of breakie's western omelettes, counted to 20, then left and closed the doors real quick. We then proceeded to hang until nice suburban family with 2.5 kids climbed in.

Oh, man. This one time, Toyota gave me a Prius press car. I immediately felt compelled to smugly chew out a family parked in their diesel truck, idling next to me. They got the whole thing on video and put it up on YouTube. I'm so embarrassed. ;)

NEVER BEEN HAD PRESS CAR.

Rolled it.

broke young millenial here, I think the problem is they are too budget. Let me explain. For 20k you could buy a new scion. Or... for 20K you could buy a slightly used more luxury/sporty car often with a warranty and low miles.

A sticky one indeed.

One of a kind.

People on the Internet claim they would buy X, but the reality is they're either struggling to keep up with the running costs of the Saturn Ion their Aunt Mabel gave them, or they then find something to complain about when it does arrive.

" Probably because no one wanted a Crossfire in any capacity"

The mirror fell off?

I have that reaction pretty much every time Deadspin runs one of these isolated vocal articles. The significant majority of readers laughing about this couldn't touch any of these notes if their lives depended on it.

I'm sorry but this is bullshit. If you heard probably 99% of the pop stars these days sing live "unplugged" with no reverb or accompaniment I doubt it would be much better. Beyonce can't sing half as well. Mariah has some def vocal problems, wear and tear from all the riffing and over singing, but this is unfair…

Christina Aguilera.