5. Is it a Chevy Captiva

1. Does it have little barcodes on the windows?

If it's traffic speed coming through there, they should be petitioning for speed bumps or other "traffic calming" implementations.

No shit, but residential streets aren't designed to handle freeway-levels of traffic. I'd be pissed if Waze was doing this to my street, and you would be, too.

To be fair, this is what happens when you socialize an function. The residents aren't reporting fake collisions to police, they're playing the system to avoid extra traffic running down their side streets. Nothing's actually preventing this traffic from rolling through, they're just stopping Waze from encouraging…

you sound like an apartment dweller.

It's a honey of a truck, though.

For sale: International Scout. Runs well, but drones on the highway.

Obligatory...

Will soccer moms actually figure out how to use the bluetooth, and not hold their smartphones up to their mouths in hotdog eating form?

Are you gonna be in NYC tonight?!

How long until one driven by someone talking on their phone ends up crashing into my hatch?

Are you talking about the 911 or the 911 or the 911 or the 911 or the 911 or the 911?

Guy Fiero?

Julia Child Love Child would be a great Kinja username, especially on Jezebel's food-oriented subblogs.

RV is sad it got cropped out. "But I have stripes too!" "Shut up... not yellow enough, get back in the corner."

Am I the only one who doesn't think the collection is so bad? I mean yeah there are some bad paint jobs, but I love the vehicle selection.

What do you need a next track button for? All of the Jimmy Eat World songs are good

Doug is like the guy who signs up for Obamacare and promptly doubles everyone's premium by getting diagnosed with ALS, Leukemia, HIV, and Doug DeMuro's Syndrome. That last one is rare.