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Or looking for another wreck scene to finish the job?

FOUND IT!! Luggage Door isn't closed properly.

sharknado, probably megaladon

Driving that thing must be a breeze.

Custom low-glare windshield and heavy-duty ventilation system.

Last one didn't work.

PROTIP: In motorsports, the car should not be on fire.

4th Gear: GM Not Disabling Airbags

What should they name it? Ford 300C?

Introducing, the all new Infiniti Rolling Marshmallow. See also: Stay Puffed Marshmallow SUV

BMW Quasimodo

The Lamborghini Escobar

(There may be a few exceptions for cars that have been in production since 1980 or older)

It should just be called "The Answer."

No matter what color, it's always Beige. That could be the tagline. Jan, deliver us the goods.

The Porsche Dentist

We all know this car wanted to be called the Lamborghini Cocaine

The Toyota Beige

The Orlove GT